You Can Pretend To Be Serious; You

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

I Am In Favor Of Preserving The French Habit Of Kissing The Hands Of Ladies. After All One Must Start Somewhere.

Our Wisdom Comes From Our Experience, And Our Experience Comes From Our Foolishness.

You Can Pretend To Be Serious; You Can't Pretend To Be Witty.

The Others Were Only My Wives. But You, My Dear, Will Be My Widow.