You Can Lade A Man Up To

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

A Firm Belief Atthracts Facts. They Come Out Iv Holes In The Ground An' Cracks In Th' Wall To Support Belief, But They Run Away Fr'm Doubt.

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.