You Can Keep A Dog: But It

It Is Often Said That The Japanese Are Extremely Clean At Home, Or Inside Any House Or Office, But Dirty And Untidy Outside. 'go And Look At A Railway Station,' I Was Told, 'and You'll Be Horrified.' I Went And Was Horrified; Horrified By The Cleanliness Of The Place.

Rich People (in Australia) Have Swimming Pools In Their Gardens But, At Least, They Do Swim In Them.

On The Continent People Have Good Food; In England People Have Good Table Manners.

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

It Is Great Fun Dying In The United States Of America. It Is Great Fun First Of All For The Undertakers Who Make A Wonderful Living Out Of It But Also For The Deceased Who Suddenly Becomes The Centre Of Attention And Fuss.