The Poor Americans Are So Busy Defending

You Must Not Refuse Any Additional Cups Of Tea Under The Following Circumstances: If It Is Hot; If It Is Cold; If You Are Tired; If Anybody Thinks That You Might Be Tired; If You Are Nervous; If You Are Gay; Before You Go Out; If You Are Out; If You Have Just Returned Home; If You Feel Like It; If You Do Not Feel Like It; If You Have Had No Tea For Some Time; If You Have Just Had A Cup.

If Somebody Tells You An Obviously Untrue Story, On The Continent You Would Remark, "you Are A Liar, Sir, And A Rather Dirty One At That." In England You Just Say "oh, Is That So?" Or "that's Rather An Unusual Story, Isn't It?

To Have Created A Welfare State Was A Great Achievement; But We Must Go On To Create A Welfare Planet.

In Moscow They Do Not Pay Much Attention To The Living But Keep Their Cemeteries In A Splendid State.

The British Suffer From A Most Unfortunate Superiority Complex - Unjustified Even Under Victoria And Most Certainly Hopelessly Out-of-date Today.