You Can Go Home With A Lot

My Whole Life Is A Practical Joke. Every Evening And Every Show Has Really Become About Entertaining Me. I Was Always Like That. And Now I've Come Full Circle Because That's What The Tv Show Is Too.

There's No Skill. You Can Be A Rock And Move Into Another Tax Bracket.

I Am Beloved By Millions.

I Don't Know If I'm Teaching My Kids Right, But You Have To Go With Your Own Instincts. You Can't Be So Sure That Other People Are Going To Do Right By You.

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.