You Call This A Party? The Beer

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus