You Are A Fool In Four Letters,

Everything That's Prose Isn't Verse And Everything That Isn't Verse Is Prose. Now You See What It Is To Be A Scholar!

Folk Whose Own Behavior Is Most Ridiculous Are Always To The Fore In Slandering Others.

Perfect Reason Flees All Extremity, And Leads One To Be Wise With Sobriety.

What A Terrible Thing To Be A Great Lord, Yet A Wicked Man.

Tobacco Is The Passion Of Honest Men And He Who Lives Without Tobacco Is Not Worthy Of Living.