Tobacco Is The Passion Of Honest Men

Of All The Noises Known To Man, Opera Is The Most Expensive.

The Only People Who Can Be Excused For Letting A Bad Book Loose On The World Are The Poor Devils Who Have To Write For A Living.

Ah! How Annoying That The Law Doesn't Allow A Woman To Change Husbands Just As One Does Shirts.

I Have The Fault Of Being A Little More Sincere Than Is Proper.

Perfect Good Sense Shuns All Extremity, Content To Couple Wisdom With Sobriety.