Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went

A Slug Is Always On Its Own. It's A Lonely Insect.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

I Really Can't Believe What A State The Pyramids Are In. I Thought They Had Flat Rendered Sides, But When You Get Up Close, You See How They Are Just Giant Boulders Balanced On Top Of Each Other, Like A Massive Game Of Jenga That Has Got Out Of Hand.

That's The Problem With Them Fables, They're Putting Animals Together That Wouldn't Meet. I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin' Around With A Frog.