Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred

Tonight I Just Need My Guitar.

We Made It Nearly 20 Centuries, A Bunch Of Monkeys With Ph Ds.

I'm Growing Older, But Not Up.

It Was Too Much Tequila, Or Not Quite Enough.

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.