Years Ago We Would Have Been Burned

In Britain, Girls Seem To Be Either Bright Or Attractive. In America, That's Not The Case. They're Both.

My Mum Died About Three Years Ago At The Age Of 101, And Just Towards The End, As She Began To Run Out Of Energy, She Did Actually Stop Trying To Tell Me What To Do Most Of The Time.

I Want To Write A Book Which Is The History Of Comedy.

It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not A Doctor

When You Do Comedy In Front Of An Audience, They Are The Ones Who Tell You Whether It's Funny Or Not And Which Bits Are Funny And Which Bits Need To Be Fixed.