No Hope For Planet At All. But

My Views Are Heretical To People Who Believe In Political Correctness.

The One Thing I Remember About Christmas Was That My Father Used To Take Me Out In A Boat About Ten Miles Offshore On Christmas Day, And I Used To Have To Swim Back. Extraordinary. It Was A Ritual. Mind You, That Wasn't The Hard Part. The Difficult Bit Was Getting Out Of The Sack.

What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?

I Don't Miss London Much. I Find It Crowded, Vast And Difficult To Get Around. Cabs Are Incredibly Expensive.

The Americans Are Just More Enthusiastic And More Likely To Engage In Hyperbole.