Either People Walk Round Dressed As Chickens

You Go In And Meet The Head Of Bbc One And Get An Assurance About Not Dumbing Down. And Then, Of Course A Few Months Later, He's Been Replaced By Someone You Haven't Met.

Creativity Is Not A Talent. It Is A Way Of Operating.

My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels.

It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not A Doctor

The Americans Are So Much More Positive. They Are Much More In Love With Success. In Britain, They're A Fairly Envious Bunch, And They Love It If You Fail.