10 Years Ago, I Would've Host Saturday

Jon Stewart Kills Me. I Love Him. And Bill Maher. He Does An Hour On Hbo. But Entirely Political. It Is Awfully Rough, But He Does Make Me Laugh.

As Wonderful As They Were, My Parents Didn't Teach Me Anything About Self-discipline, Concentration, Patience, Or Focus. If I Hadn't Had A Family Myself, I Probably Never Would've Done Anything. Marriage Taught Me Responsibility.

I Cannot Tell You What It Means When Children Recognize. This Is About The Third Generation For Me. And When Kids That Small Recognize Me, It Really Pleases Me, Very Gratifying.

10 Years Ago, I Would've Host Saturday Night Live. But To Me, The Show Has Declined. For Some Reason, Humor Isn't What It Was. It Just, To Me, It's Not As Funny As It Was, Not As Sharply Satirical.

Once I Got A Job Singing And Dancing, A Reasonable Person Might Think, "maybe I Should Learn How To Do This." But No, I Never Did.