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I'm Always Announcing My Retirement. I'm Still Not Retired.

I Wrote A Little Autobiography About How Luck Has To Do With Everything. It's Called "my Lucky Life In And Out Of Show Business." A Publisher Came To Me And Said Write A Book So I Did. I Wanted To Call It "everybody Else Has Got A Book."

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

We Had All Week To Rehearse. An Audience Would Come In At The End Of The Week And We'd Our Little Show. Most Of The Ad- Libbing Happened During The Week On The Show.

Somebody Asked What I Wanted On My Gravestone. I'm Just Going To Put: 'glad I Could Help.'