Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

Emotional Affairs, Those Are The Only Real Affairs; Those Are The Real Ones.

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

Artistically I'm Curious. But In Life? No. I Can Go To A Restaurant And Order The Same Thing For 10 Years.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.