Yea, He's Alright...but He's No Zach Braff.

Michael Eisner Contacted Me Once And Asked Me If He Could Change The Name Of Disneyland To 'braffland.' I Said No, Because Whenever I Go To Disneyland There's Always Fat People Everywhere Wearing Tight Clothes. Disneyland, Frankly, Has A Lot Of Improving To Do Before It Gets My Namesake.

If A Benevolent God Exists, So Does Reincarnation. He Wouldn't Send Me Here Just Once.

Of Course Killing People Is 'wrong', But I Think History Shows That Sometimes It Serves The Greater Good.

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.

I Can't Watch The News Anymore. They Have Their Priorities All Out Of Whack. All I See Is Natalee Holloway And Britney Spears And The War In Iraq. Where's The Substantive News? Where's The Zach Braff Coverage?