Writing Is Easy. All You Do Is

Writing Is Easy. All You Do Is Stare At A Blank Sheet Of Paper Until Drops Of Blood Form On Your Forehead.

The Best Way To Become A Successful Writer Is To Read Good Writing, Remember It, And Then Forget Where You Remember It From.

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

Why May Not The Bible And Especially The New Testament Be Read And Taught As A Divine Revelation In School? Where Else Can The Purest Principles Of Morality Be Learned So Clearly Or So Perfectly As From The New Testament?