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I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

Everyone Needs A Warm Personal Enemy Or Two To Keep Him Free From Rust In The Movable Parts Of His Mind

Men Are Not Against You, They Are Merely For Themselves.

Don't Be Dismayed By The Opinions Of Editors, Or Critics. They Are Only The Traffic Cops Of The Arts.

News Is History Shot On The Wing. The Huntsmen From The Fourth Estate Seek To Bag Only The Peacock Or The Eagle Of The Swifting Day.