Writers Are The Moral Purifiers Of The

I Don't Believe In Straight Or Gay. I Really Don't. I Think We're All Degrees Of Bisexual.

The Statistics On Sanity Are That One Out Of Every Four Americans Is Suffering From Some Form Of Mental Illness. Think Of Your Three Best Friends. If They're Okay, Then It's You.

It Really Doesn't Take Brains To Be A Politician As Much As It Takes Stomach. Both Would Be Nice, But In America We Have Accepted Diminishing Returns In This Arena.

I Can Only Say I Wish I Had Slept With Everyone I Am Accused Of.

I Believe The True Function Of Age Is Memory. I'm Recording As Fast As I Can.