Wow, You Survived A Blackout. You're Made

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.

People Go To Vegas, And They Don't Know What To Do; Here's What You Do. You Go To The Casino In Your Hotel. On Your Arrival, You Get $100 In Quarters. Take That $100 Back To Your Hotel Room And Stare At It For A Long, Long Time. Why? Because You're Never Going To See Them Again. Then You Take Those Quarters To The Bathroom And You Flush Them, One By One By One. And The Nice Thing About That Is That Every So Often The Toilet Will Back Up, And You'll Feel Like A Winner!

It's 2003. Why Can't I Teleport?

We Are All Shitty Little Snowflakes Dancing In The Universe.

My Problem Has Always Been With Authority, And I'm Sure If Anybody Understands That, It's People In Uniform.