Worrying Is Like Paying On A Debt

They Are Having Quite An Argument Over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon Wants To Cut The Surtax On The Rich, And Leave It As Is On The Poor, As There Is More Poor Than Rich. I Suppose The Majority Will Win.

The Greatest Loss Of Time Is Delay And Expectation. I Never Yet Talked To The Man Who Wanted To Save Time Who Could Tell Me What He Was Going To Do With The Time He Saved.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.