Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

If You're Ridin' Ahead Of The Herd, Take A Look Back Every Now And Then To Make Sure It's Still There

The American People Are A Very Generous People And Will Forgive Almost Any Weakness, With The Possible, Exception Of Stupidity.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.

In The Early Days Of The Indian Territory, There Were No Such Things As Birth Certificates. You Being There Was Certificate Enough.