World War Ii Proves There's No God.

I Believe That The Best Way To Become An Atheist Is To Read The Bible

Bacon Is So Good By Itself That To Put It In Any Other Food Is An Admission Of Failure. You're Basically Saying, 'i Can't Make This Other Food Taste Good, So I'll Throw In Bacon.'

Someone Who Is A Good Person Should Have No Fear Of The Government Whatsoever.

'zolten' Is A Common Hungarian Name, It's My Wife's Maiden Name And Most Importantly, It's The Name Of Dracula's Dog.

Every Nut Who Kills People Has A Bible Lying Around.