World War Ii Proves There's No God.

Luck Is Statistics Taken Personally.

There Is No Reason For The Government To Limit Political Speech.

Tolerance Is You Saying Something Crazy And Me Smiling And Saying, 'that's Nice.'

I Started Out As A Juggler, So I Know What It Means To Spend Eight Hours A Day, Seven Days A Week Practicing Something That People Just Dismiss With A Wave Of Hand.

There's No Job In Show Business That's Harder Than Any Other Job Outside Show Business.