For Better Or Worse, In The 21st

The Reason I'm An I.b.m.-type Guy Today Is That I Really Needed A Laptop Back In 1986, And I Just Couldn't Wait For The Powerbook.

Well, It's Not Really The Right Word, But Freedom Is Kind Of A Hobby With Me, And I Have Disposable Income That I'll Spend To Find Out How To Get People More Of It.

Penn & Teller Stopped Doing Practical Jokes, And The Reason Is We Got Much Too Good At It.

I Love The Feeling Of Shredded Wheat. I Love Healthy Bird Food With A Fun-to-eat Feel. Then You Spray Them With Sugar, And I'm There.

Don't Waste Too Much Time Wishing, Hoping, And Being Envious; It'll Make You Bugnutty.