Working Cuts Down On Both Folly And

Moo May Represent An Idea, But Only The Cow Knows.

Posterity--the Forlorn Child Of Nineteenth Century Optimism--grows Ever Harder To Conceive.

Rule Of Art: Let Half-blind Purpose Lead You.

Eagerness To Please Attracts Bullies And Bores.

To Win Hearts, Smile Kindly On People's Weaknesses.