Tales Of Adultery Are Much Improved By

Birth Dates And Bathroom Scales Tell More Truth Than I Want To Know.

When My Beloved Arrives, I Yawn. When My Beloved Departs, I Weep.

Suspense Combines Curiosity With Fear And Pulls Them Up A Rising Slope.

The Worship Of Mammon May Be Vulgar Or Immoral, But It Persists While Other Religions Falter And Disappear.

Masks Are What They Seem To Be; Not So The Faces Beneath Them.