Words Are The Small Change Of Thought.

Art: To Nudge Truth Along A Little.

Look For The Ridiculous In Everything And You Will Find It.

Be Modest! It Is The Kind Of Pride Least Likely To Offend.

An Egotist Always Resents Meeting Another Egotist As If He Alone Had The Right To Be One.

It Doesn't Pay To Say Too Much When You Are Mad Enough To Choke. For The Word That Stings The Deepest Is The Word That Is Never Spoke, Let The Other Fellow Wrangle Till The Storm Has Blown Away, Then He'll Do A Heap Of Thinking About The Things You Didn't Say.