Do Not Ask Me To Be Kind;

I Finally Know What Distinguishes Man From The Other Beasts: Financial Worries.

A Cold In The Head Causes Less Suffering Than An Idea.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

I Have A Remarkable Memory; I Forget Everything. It Is Wonderfully Convenient. It Is As Though The World Were Constantly Renewing Itself For Me.

Let Us Stay At Home: There We Are Decent. Let Us Not Go Out: Our Defects Wait For Us At The Door, Like Flies.