There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose

It Doesn't Pay To Say Too Much When You Are Mad Enough To Choke. For The Word That Stings The Deepest Is The Word That Is Never Spoke, Let The Other Fellow Wrangle Till The Storm Has Blown Away, Then He'll Do A Heap Of Thinking About The Things You Didn't Say.

In Morals, Always Do As Others Do; In Art, Never.

When The Defects Of Others Are Perceived With So Much Clarity, It Is Because One Possesses Them Oneself.

Look For The Ridiculous In Everything And You Will Find It.

The Story I Am Writing Exists, Written In Absolutely Perfect Fashion, Some Place, In The Air. All I Must Do Is Find It, And Copy It.