Women Lie About Their Age; Men Lie

Of All The Young Men In America Only A Few Hundred Can Get Into Major League Baseball, And Of These Only A Handful In A Decade Can Get Into The Hall Of Fame. So It Goes In All Human Activity. .. Some Become Multimillionaires And Chairmen Of The Board, And Some Of Us Must Be Content To Play Baseball At Company Picnics Or Manage A Credit Union Without Pay.

The Way To Get Ahead Is To Start Now. If You Start Now, You Will Know A Lot Next Year That You Don't Know Now And That You Would Not Have Known Next Year If You Had Waited.

Most Of Us Expect Too Much From Others And Not Enough From Ourselves.

Temporary Success Can Be Achieved In Spite Of Lack Of Other Fundamental Qualities, But No Advancements Can Be Maintained Without Hard Work.

An Uncontrolled Sense Of Humor Is Often Costly In Business.