Mistakes Occur When A Man Is Over-worked

Early Morning Cheerfulness Can Be Extremely Obnoxious.

A Woman Seldom Comes Out Of A Sullen Spell Until She's Sure Her Husband Has Suffered As Much As She Thinks He Should.

If A Man Can Make Typewriters Better Than Anyone Else, Let Us, In The Name Of Common Sense, Keep Him On The Job Of Making Typewriters.

The Best Sermon Is Preached By The Minister Who Has A Sermon To Preach And Not By The Man Who Has To Preach A Sermon.

A Baseball Game Is Twice As Much Fun If You're Seeing It On The Company's Time.