Women Are More Emotional, And It's Natural

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I'm Very Bad At Having Heroes. I Don't Rate Anyone Particularly Highly Because I'm So Snide And Competitive And Not Very Nice.

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.