Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants

I Think My Siblings Sometimes Have To Defend Me Within Their Social Circles - They Are Both Barristers.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.