Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants

What Has Happened To The Good Old-fashioned Travel Agent? I Want To Go To A Really Posh Travel Agent And Have Them Organize Everything For Me. I Don't Want To Do Things On The Internet.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Grumpy. It's More Pathological - I Have Seismic Tantrums. I Get Red In The Face And Cry At Least Three Times A Week, And I Have To Lie Down And Have A Nap Afterwards.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!