I Can't Tan Naturally.

Well, I'm Not Good With Sliminess. I Hate The Thought Of Creatures That Have Slime On Them Or Creatures That Leave A Slimy Trail. At Home, The Sight Of A Slug Can Bring Up My Breakfast.

I Can't Watch Other People Doing Comedy. As Soon As Somebody Starts Being Funny I Have To Turn Off Because It Upsets Me. I Get Comedy Indigestion. I Just Hate Anybody Else Being Funny. That's My Job.

People Often Ask Why Comedy Is Harder For Women, And The Reason Is Because A Tampon Will Sometimes Fall Out When You're On Stage. Blokes Don't Have That Worry.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.