I Can't Tan Naturally.

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

If I Do Go To The Beach There Have To Be Certain Rules: It Can't Be A Pebbly Beach, There Has To Be Some Shade And There Has To Be A Beach Bar. I Don't Want To Go Off The Beaten Track.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.