Women Are Amazing Creatures-sweet, Soft, Gentle, And

Cats Have No Sense Of Humor, They Have Terribly Inflated Egos, And They Are Very Touchy.

Most Neuroses And Some Psychoses Can Be Traced To The Unnecessary And Unhealthy Habit Of Daily Wallowing In The Troubles And Sins Of Five Billion Strangers.

Once A Man Gets A Reputation As A Liar, He Might As Well Be Struck Dumb, For People Do Not Listen To The Wind.

Formal Courtesy Between Husband And Wife Is Even More Important Than It Is Between Strangers.

Money Is Truthful. If A Man Speaks Of His Honor, Make Him Pay Cash.