People Who Are Busy And Happy Don't

[t]here Seems To Have Been An Actual Decline In Rational Thinking. The United States Had Become A Place Where Entertainers And Professional Athletes Were Mistaken For People Of Importance. They Were Idolized And Treated As Leaders; Their Opinions Were Sought On Everything And They Took Themselves Just As Seriously-after All, If An Athlete Is Paid A Million Or More A Year, He Knows He Is Important ... So His Opinions Of Foreign Affairs And Domestic Policies Must Be Important, Too, Even Though He Proves Himself To Be Ignorant And Subliterate Every Time He Opens His Mouth.

It Is Better To Copulate Than Never.

Churches Thrive On Martyrdom And Persecution.

Never Own More Than You Can Carry In Both Hands At A Dead Run.

Cheops' Law: Nothing Ever Gets Built On Schedule Or Within Budget.