Women And Elephants Never Forget An Injury.

Hating Anything In The Way Of Ill-natured Gossip Ourselves, We Are Always Grateful To Those Who Do It For Us And Do It Well.

Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear Around And Hinder Traffic?

Great Socialist Statesmen Aren't Made, They're Still-born.

I Hate Posterity - It's So Fond Of Having The Last Word.

Why Are Women So Fond Of Raking Up The Past? They're As Bad As Tailors, Who Invariably Remember What You Owe Them For A Suit Long After You've Ceased To Wear It.