Without Enthusiasm, Virtue Functions Not At All,

If Your Husband Expects You To Laugh, Do So; If He Expects You To Cry, Don't; If You Don't Know What He Expects, What Are You Doing Married?

The Neurotic Keeps Minute Track Of His Enemies; It Is Only His Friends He Is Careless About.

Don't Be Yourself - Be Someone A Little Nicer.

We Wake In The Night, To Stereophonic Silence.

Be Glad That You're Greedy; The National Economy Would Collapse If You Weren't.