Neurotics Are Anxiety Prone, Accident Prone, And

All Women Are Basically In Competition With Each Other For A Handful Of Eligible Men.

Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean It.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.

The Hardest-learned Lesson: That People Have Only Their Kind Of Love To Give, Not Our Kind.

In Any Family, Measles Are Less Contagious Than Bad Habits.