Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin,

The Best Thing Is Being Really Close. The Worst Thing Is Being Really Close.

I Think The Terrorists Are Just Idiots.

I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada Isn't Like The South Park Movie Said It Was.

Elijah Wood From Lord Of The Rings Can't Get Married With A Girl Named Holly Beacause It Would Make Holly Wood Get It Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Was Just In The Middle Of Singing A Song About How Broke We Were And Now My Cell Phone Rings.