Without Arts Programmes There's Only Reality Tv,

Don't Work Out, Work In.

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce.

What Always Staggers Me Is That When People Blow Their Noses, They Always Look Into Their Hankies To See What Came Out. What Do They Expect To Find?

Try To Catch A Trout And Experience The Glorious Feeling Of Letting It Go And Seeing It Swimming Away.

When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get Caught Acting,' I Thought, 'how The Hell Do You Do That?'.