With What Dope I Got I Think

Who Shot Him? I Asked. The Grey Man Scratched The Back Of His Neck And Said: Somebody With A Gun.

I Once Knew A Man Who Stole A Ferris Wheel.

The Cheaper The Crook, The Gaudier The Patter.

I First Heard Personville Called Poisonville By A Red-haired Mucker Named Hickey Dewey In The Big Ship In Butte. He Also Called His Shirt A Shoit.

A Lot Of Fancier Yarns Come From People Trying To Tell The Truth. It’s Not Easy Once You’re Out Of The Habit.