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If You Have A Story That Seems Worth Telling, And You Think You Can Tell It Worthily, Then The Thing For You To Do Is To Tell It, Regardless Of Whether It Has To Do With Sex, Sailors Or Mounted Policemen.

The Truth Is You Don't Like The Theater Except The Times When You're In A Room By Yourself Putting The Play On Paper.

He Felt Like Somebody Had Taken The Lid Off Life And Let Him See The Works.

Talking Is Something You Can't Do Judiciously Unless You Keep In Practice.

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