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You Don't Pay A Prostitute For Sex, You Pay Her To Leave Afterwards.

If You Have A Story That Seems Worth Telling, And You Think You Can Tell It Worthily, Then The Thing For You To Do Is To Tell It, Regardless Of Whether It Has To Do With Sex, Sailors Or Mounted Policemen.

I Once Knew A Man Who Stole A Ferris Wheel.

Listen, Dundy, It's Been A Long Time Since I Burst Into Tears Because A Policeman Didn't Like Me.

I Deserve All The Love You Can Spare Me. And I Want A Lot More Than I Deserve.