With The Ambitious, The Failure Of One

Most Men Will Go Farther To Give Advice Than To Follow Their Own Opinion.

I Got My Computer. The Great Thing About The Computer Is That You Only Need Enough Money To Buy A Computer And Some Food, And You're All Right. I Don't Have To Go To Premières.

Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending To Make Somebody Laugh And They Don't Laugh, That's Funny.

It's A Very Odd Thing With Hollywood, Where You Do Stand-up, You're Good At It, Then They Go, "how Would You Like To Be A Horrible Actor?" Then You Say, "all Right, That Sounds Good. I'll Do That."

There Are Two Indiscretions That Generally Distinguish Fools: A Readiness To Report Whatever They Hear, And A Practice Of Communicating With Secrecy What Is Commonly Understood.