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Architect. One Who Drafts A Plan Of Your House, And Plans A Draft Of Your Money.

Degradation, N. One Of The Stages Of Moral And Social Progress From Private Station To Political Preferment.

Monkey, N. An Arboreal Animal Which Makes Itself At Home In Genealogical Trees.

Digestion, N. The Conversion Of Victuals Into Virtues. When The Process Is Imperfect, Vices Are Evolved Instead - A Circumstance From Which That Wicked Writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, Infers That The Ladies Are The Greater Sufferers From Dyspepsia.

In Our Civilization, And Under Our Republican Form Of Government, Intelligence Is So Highly Honored That It Is Rewarded By Exemption From The Cares Of Office.