Wine Lead To Folly, Making Even The

Our Fruitless Labours Mourn, And Only Rich In Barren Fame Return.

…but There They Lay, Sprawled Across The Field, Craved Far More By The Vultures Than By Wives.

Even The Bravest Cannot Fight Beyond His Power

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