Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

The Human Body Is Like A Condominium. The Thing That Keeps You From Really Enjoying It Is The Maintenance.

I Love How You Just Make Coffee And Then Somehow Something Gets Done.

Dogs Want To Be People. That's What Their Lives Are About. They Don't Like Being A Dog. They're With People All The Time, They Want To Graduate. My Dog Would Sit There All Day, He Would Watch Me Walk By, He Would Think To Himself, "i Could Do That! He's Not That Good.

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.

I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The Audience Is... Trapped.