Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

It's Silly That Anyone In This World Tells You That There Are Only Certain People That Can Marry You.

In This Life, If You Don't Celebrate Yourself, Nobody Will.

You Can Have 10 Bucks To 10 Million Bucks And If You Got A Crew, Imagination And A Lot Of People Willing To Turn In Some Work Next To Nothing, You Going To Have A Feature. But You Can't Get Beyond How Expensive Marketing The Movie Is, It's So Crushing.

The Writer Crafts Their Ideal World. In My World, Everyone Has Really Long Conversations Or Just Picks Apart Pop Culture To Death And Everyone Talks In Monologue.