Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets

People Are Bursting Out Of The Closet, Rejecting Their Parents' Wishes To Keep The Faith. Atheism Is Becoming Mainstream.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

I Just Love Movies, So Suddenly, You’re Political About Movies, And That’s Dark. It’s Just Not Fun When Something You Love Becomes Calculated.

Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets Out Alive Anyways.

Controversial' As We All Know, Is Often A Euphemism For 'interesting And Intelligent.