Why Not Give Christianity A Trial?

Modern Poverty Is Not The Poverty That Was Blest In The Sermon On The Mount.

People Are Always Blaming Their Circumstances For What They Are. I Don't Believe In Circumstances.

Give A Man Health And A Course To Steer, And He'll Never Stop To Trouble About Whether He's Happy Or Not.

The Only Sensible Person Is My Tailor. He Measures Me Anew Each Time He Sees Me.

Americans Adore Me And Will Go On Adoring Me Until I Say Something Nice About Them.